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This page has essentially no true
(or normative) function but at least I admit it, unlike the vast array of crap that has to
be surfed through these days. You will find no:
Notice: This page has not been
updated in months and probably won't be for at least several weeks. Check for new
updates after 4/15/00.
Java Consoles, ActiveX or any of that other crap
designed to be hidden vehicles for viruses (If I
wanted to destroy your machine, I would go to your house with a sledge hammer and do it
properly.)
Graphics above 20K on the home page (I want you jokers who don't have RoadRunner, @Home, a T1 line or
are otherwise confined to a modem to actually load my page before the final judgment of
the Apocalypse.)
Irritating Animated Graphics (enough said)
Low contrast text (If you want yellow text on a white background, climb back under your
rock.)
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Pictures of my family
(because I know what they look like and you don't care, so what would be the
point?)
Pictures of my girlfriend (If I put in one girl, I have to put in all of them and I have
enough trouble keeping track as it is. Also, remember that I said there was no porn
on this site.)
A GuestBook (because
no one reads that shit anyway, and for those of you who like and believe in them, your
wrong, accept it and move on)
"Under Construction" graphics (even though this site is in a chronic state of flux, I will not
reduce myself to putting up annoying construction signs or worse yet, animated, annoying
construction signs)
A Browser preference (the only meaningful difference between Netscape and Internet
Explorer is that the former is in bed with AOL and the latter is being sued for being
successful)
On the Other Hand... You can find:
kick-ass links (Since
paranoia.com has been taken down, I felt a need to provide a similar service.)
my Resume (important if
you're running a biotech company especially considering when I leave the University of Texas Medical Branch, I will be an M.D. - Ph. D. but that's not until 2007). However,
the vast majority of you out there (yes, both of you) will have no use for this.
other, generally nifty shit
Just for fun, let me know how I'm doing on this page and please
submit any links you feel would be an enhancement to my content.
Please note that if you send hate mail and I find it
particularly amusing and poorly thought out, it becomes public domain, as does your
name/location (and yes, I do know exactly where you are, it's in my logs so don't fuck
with me unless you have a credible complaint and "ghost port" wouldn't hurt
either):
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