It can be assumed at this point that you in fact, have nothing better to do but read about The Tool (notice "the" has been changed to a proper noun for emphasis) who i'm using for website material.  As sad as that is, I feel I should give you some background.

Chris Rutledge entered the University of Rochester in my class of 1999  Over the course of the next 3.5 years, he switched majors from biology to poli-sci (reducing my competition by one) and proceded to obliterate all semblance of credibility whatsoever with anyone at the University.  I was impressed as there are around 6,000 people hanging around here, none of which would believe a word he says.  Rut's stay at Rochester was abruptly truncated by his transfer to SUNY Buffalo (yes, during the senior year) thereby robbing him of the prestige of a Rochester Political Science degree (one of the best programs in the country) and reclassifying him as a junior so he's stuck in college at least another year.  This isn't even his greatest feat, but I  think the Top Ten list will give you an idea of his stunts (considered by many as Stupid Rutledge Tricks).   But there's more, it appears that Rut will try to scam his way into being an independent student and COME BACK to the U of R again...Does it ever end?

By popular demand, here is Scott's Top Ten Stupid Rutledge Tricks.  I assure you everything listed here did in fact happen as I am usually the other person that allows Scott to use the term "we."

TOP TEN FAVORITE STUPID RUTLEDGE TRICKS

(and believe me, it wasn't easy to pick just ten..)

10. Rutledge's 21st birthday. It happened to coincide with a picnic for
student government types and administrators, which Rutledge attended..
with a bottle of tequila in tow. Wackiness ensued. The next day,
Rutledge hosted a party in his room, which no one attended.

9. The Revolution. Justin Fox's one man crusade against Greek
organizations briefly became a two man crusade when The Rut signed on
as First Lackey. Wackiness ensued.

8. The Political Interest Floor. Twelve polisci majors (the scummiest of
the scummy) conspire to avoid GLC, and submit PIF as a special
interest floor, with our hero as their fearless leader. Wackiness
ensued. Soon, The Rut was deposed, and PIF died a quick but hilarious
death.

7. Rutledge's return to the SA Senate. I encouraged him to run for the
Class of '99 seat last spring, and he came in fourth place. When Skye
Morey won the presidency... the seat was his. Wackiness ensued.

6. Fall '96 Senate election. Rutledge, then Class of '99 Senator, runs
for the Towers seat while still in office. The election booth was
undermanned, so The Rut does his duty to God and country and helps
out. Wackiness ensued. He's tossed from the race, and the whole damn
election is done over.

5. Dealings with the Debate Team. My favorite has to be him attempting
to tape record a conversation with the coach... but someone tipped the
coach that our hero was bugged. Wackiness ensued. Next time, Rut:
*two* tape recorders!

4. Fall '98 Senate election. Rutledge, Class of '99 Senator once again,
is named to the election committee by yours truly. Wackiness ensued.
The unbridled irony after #6 was almost too much to take. And to make
it so much more funny... Amanda Cronkhite chaired the committee.

3. On the bus back from George Carlin, Fall '97. We convince him that if
he doesn't pull the cord requesting a stop, the bus won't stop at Rush
Rhees. Rut pulled the cord. Wackiness ensued.

2. Danforth, on a typical evening. We convince The Rut to smuggle the
jar of gummy bear ice cream toppings in his bookbag. I slip out a
minute before The Rut, and warn the Danforth Gestapo that a tool
fitting our hero's description was attempting some chicanery.
Wackiness ensued. I just wish I had hung around to see it.

1. Last spring's toga party. Enough said, for those who were there. Rut
had just a little bit too much to drink. Wackiness ensued. Before
the end of the night, our hero was crawling around on the floor,
taking his clothes off, and bellowing, "I want some pussy!" Even more
wackiness ensued. He got to ride in an ambulance that night, boy
howdy!

Thanks for the memories, Rut. They can say a lot of things about you (and
I could probably help quite a bit), but they can never say you're boring.
Stay out of trouble in Buffalo, hurry back, and get into even more
trouble here.

None of this material is made up and minimal artistic license is being utilized.   In short, I couldn't make up shit this funny if I had to, it's all real.  Any similarity to actual persons (like Christopher David Rutledge for example) was planned for and is fully intended (and encouraged by a person that shall remain nameless as Christopher David Rutledge) so bite my crank.  By the way, if you happen to be one of Rut's attorneys (yes, there's more than just you), I have his consent for this content on tape so HA!

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